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2026-03-12|4 min readBeginnerGuide

How to Order Natural Wine Without Looking Like an Idiot

Walking into a natural wine bar for the first time? Here's exactly what to say (and what not to say).

Septime La Cave, Paris — from the isitfunky map
Septime La Cave, Paris — from the isitfunky map

Natural wine bars can feel intimidating. The staff is cooler than you. The menu has no recognizable grape names. Here's your survival guide.

Don't say: "What's your best red?" This is too vague and signals you don't know what you're after.

Do say: "I usually drink X, but I'm open to something different." This gives the sommelier a starting point and shows you're game.

Better yet, describe what you want in texture terms: "something light and crunchy" (they'll pour a chilled Gamay or Trousseau), "something rich and textured" (you'll get an orange wine or aged Chenin), "something funky" (buckle up).

The magic words: "What are you excited about right now?" Sommeliers at natural wine bars are passionate. They want to share. This question unlocks their best recommendations.

By-the-glass is your friend. Order three glasses instead of one bottle. You'll discover more and risk less.

If something smells off to you, it might be intentional (reduction, volatile acidity, brett). Give it 10 minutes in the glass. If it still bothers you, say so — good bars will pour you something else.

Final tip: ask about the producer. Natural wine is about people and places, not brands. The story behind the bottle is half the experience.

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