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The funky map

Everything funky.

It started as 1,000+ proven natural wine venues across 100+ cities. It didn't stay there — because the person who hunts low-intervention wine also wants the gallery in the bathhouse, the brutalist block, the farm you can visit, and the one-night-only dinner. That whole sensibility is what we map.

Natural wine venues

Mapped

Wine bars, restaurants, bottle shops and cafés across 100+ cities, each with proof on file: its own site, its wine list, named press or the natural importers who list it. The backbone of the map.

1,000+

Producers & farms

In build

Growers, cellar doors, and biodynamic farms you can actually visit. Thin today and being expanded — the supply graph behind every bottle starts here.

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Galleries & art spaces

Curated

Independent galleries and artist-run spaces, mostly in reused buildings — bathhouses, bunkers, distilleries. Hand-picked now, mapped city-by-city next.

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Architecture

Curated

Brutalist concrete, adaptive reuse, and buildings with a thesis — the ones worth crossing a city for, each with a drink nearby.

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Wine fairs

Mapped

RAW WINE, La Dive Bouteille, Real Wine Fair and the rest of the salon circuit, with dates and tickets.

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Cultural moments

Mapped

Cannes, fashion weeks, Zona Maco, Art Basel, Monaco, Beaujolais Nouveau — the calendar the taste tribe travels by.

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Pop-ups & takeovers

In build

One-night-only dinners, label takeovers, and bottle drops. Venues can ask us to set one up today (The Stage runs by hand for now); the public feed is next.

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Design hotels

In build

Architect-led and adaptive-reuse stays on the funk circuit. Offered to hotels as travel partnerships, mapped as a category next.

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Beyond wine · coming

Where the funk goes next

The same test we use for wine, pointed at the rest of a city: who's behind it, what makes it theirs, and who else vouches for it. None of these are mapped yet, so there are no listings here.

  • Tattoo studios

    Coming

    Independent studios with a house style, custom work over flash, and artists who say what they won't do.

  • Vintage & thrift

    Coming

    A buyer with an eye: edited racks, repairs and reuse, not volume resale.

  • Cafés, coffee first

    Coming

    Named farms and roasters, a menu that changes with the season, a room people stay in.

  • Music & listening bars

    Coming

    Rooms built around sound: a real system, a selector with a point of view.

    Sound Check →
  • Record shops

    Coming

    Independent bins with a buyer's taste you can hear, and staff picks with names on them.

  • Bakeries

    Coming

    Long fermentation, named grain and mills, a baker with a signature loaf.

  • Design & furniture

    Coming

    Makers and dealers with a thesis: small-batch, restored, local, and named.

  • Room for Funk · Can I Live Here?

    Coming

    Homes, rooms and stays with a point of view, and the neighbourhood around them.

    The series →
Suggest a place

Pick the closest type and name the category in the notes.

Honesty note

What the labels mean

Mapped
In the database, browsable, and growing continuously.
Curated
Hand-picked by us and published as a guide — not yet a database layer you can filter.
In build
Real but thin, or built for partners before the public feed. We'd rather label it than inflate it.
Coming
A category we intend to map. Nothing is listed until it has proof on file.

Know a gallery, farm, building, or pop-up that belongs here? Send it to us — community submissions are how the map grows.